MEN AND SEX: Why you should run if she tells you Faster or Harder

So if you hear FASTER or HARDER or GIVE IT TO ME, just run away from my brother.
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Why you should run if she tells you Faster or Harder

Here is an easy, funny explanation why, when she keeps asking you to drive faster and harder, you should run from her.

Medically, during each round of s$x, men lose 12 per cent of their blood sugar, also lose 10 per cent of their protein level, and also lose 10 per cent of their calorie level. Worse still, you are losing 15% of your natural resources as well.

What are ladies losing?
Just 5% of their water volume .......

So if you hear "FASTER" or "HARDER" or "GIVE IT TO ME", just run away from my brother.

However, you also lose MONEY, either via POSTPAID or PREPAID, for every round of sex.

I also remember that a pharmacist friend of mine told me some years ago that a man loses nutrient values equal to his monthly nutrient build-up from a regular healthy diet of 30 days with every round of good s$x.

What A SACRIFICE!

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